You got that right, folks. There are quite a few Aaron Sarlos out there, and I am the most famous one. Now, this may seem like a very small achievement, and it is. That being said, I think it’s interesting to point out that along with being the most famous Aaron Sarlo in the world, I am quite possibly the most famous Ardent Records alumna to play electric dulcimer. Alex Chilton couldn’t say that. He won a Grammy, but he wasn’t the most famous Ardent Records artist who played electric dulcimer — not by a long shot. I am also one of the four most famous members of Techno Squid Eats Parliament. Oh, and nobody else has a song called Penis Tsunami, this I can promise you.
So, remember, just because you’re not the most famous person in the world, you are, in fact, the most famous person to be reading this sentence — almost assuredly. So, buck up, tiger.